04 April- Anythin' for Moe's Puddin'!

Moe snugged the tight shorts around her butt and checked herself out in the mirror. She had to admit that Passion had good taste; if she couldn’t get a smile out of the Professor with this outfit, then there really was something wrong with her. And, of course, that was impossible, since Moe was perfect.

“Who is this, again?” Moe asked the older woman.

Passion had been a pretty normal woman doctor when Moe first kidnapped her, but the Professor had turned her into something much better and much more extraordinary. She wasn’t as perfect as Moe, of course, but she was much better than the rank and file drones that populated the rest of the city- and she did have some fun ideas. “It’s sort of a modified version of a comic book baddie,” Passion explained, “she’s kind of crazy and manic, but she’s super cheerful. Especially when she’s breaking someone…”

Moe giggled. She didn’t giggle often, but she tended to let her hair down around Passion.

“So… we gonna hit a club, later?”

Passion pursed her lips. “I’d like to, but I have a little job to finish, first. Professor Stearns asked me to eliminate some retired navy colonel; I’m supposed to get his files and then kill him and trash his place…”

Moe shrugged. “When you’re finished, maybe?”

“Hey, that’d be fun— and I always need to unwind after one of these jobs, anyways. At least I’ll be doing this guy a favor; he has inoperable bone cancer.”

Moe shrugged. Unlike Passion, she really didn’t empathize with the lower creatures the Professor occasionally called on her to exterminate. “Would it go faster if I helped out?”

“Maybe a little; I don’t know that you could get his files from him as easily as I can, but you could probably wreck his place a lot faster.”

Privately, Moe was pretty sure that she could break this wretched colonel even faster and easier than Passion could, but she didn’t need to say it; she was secure in her utter superiority, already, and felt no need to rub it in against her friend.

“Sure,” Moe said, “we do this thing for the Professor, then we party!”

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